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    Xite Watermelon Hard Taffy

    Delta 9
    $5.99
  • Relief

    Zadaka Calm 1000mg

    Broad Spectrum Tincture
    $49.99

    key ingredients

    ashwagandha – a powerful stress relief adaptogen

    lavender – known for calming and mood-enhancing effects

    vanilla bean – antioxidants found within vanilla may improve cardiovascular and mental health

    blue chamomile – has been used for centuries for its cooling and calming properties

    does not contain
    artificial flavors, animal products, sketchy ingredients, preservatives, parabens, sulfates, bad vibes

  • Silver

    iDELTA8 Silver – Cartridge 2:1

    Delta 8 + Full Gram CBD Cartridge 2:1
    $44.99

    2:1 – 2 parts CBD / 1 part Delta8. This product was created for first time users or those looking to take a SMOOTH, relaxed, spacey ride. CBD counteracts the intense effects of hemp-derived Delta 8 making this option perfect for beginners or CBD Lovers. This cartridge requires a 510 thread battery. Click here to purchase a battery.

  • Gold

    iDELTA8 Gold – Delta 8 Cartridge + CBD Full Gram 1:1

    Delta 8 Cartridge
    $44.99

    HALF CBD, HALF Delta 8. This product is for the moderately experienced as the effects of delta8 are stronger now. The CBD is still there to save you, but this time only meets you half-way. Take a seat while both of these cannabinoids harmonize each other to give you a balanced 50/50 experience.
    This cartridge requires a 510 thread battery. Click here to purchase a battery.

  • Diamond

    iDELTA8 Diamond – Full Gram

    Pure Delta 8 Cartridge
    $44.99

    Delta8 ONLY. This product is for advanced users only. There are no strings attached to hold you down from the power of pure, hemp-derived delta8. Fasten your seatbelts while you are wisped away into the stars by the full power of this cannabinoid.
    This cartridge requires a 510 thread battery. Click here to purchase a battery.

  • Accessories

    iDELTA8 Starter Battery

    Vaporizer Battery
    $14.99

    While we are required to carry 510-thread-compatible vaporizer batteries on our persons at all times, evidently they are not standard-issue on your planet.
    For your convenience, we have now made available the very same rechargeable batteries from our mothership for use with our various lines of cartridges.

  • Silver

    iDELTA8 Silver – Disposable Vape Pen 2:1

    Delta 8 + CBD Full Gram Vape Pen
    $44.99

    2:1 – 2 parts CBD / 1 part Delta8. This product was created for first time users or those looking to take a SMOOTH, relaxed, spacey ride. CBD counteracts the intense effects of hemp-derived Delta 8 making this option perfect for beginners or CBD Lovers.

  • Gold

    iDELTA8 Gold – Disposable Delta 8 Vape Pen + CBD Full Gram 1:1

    Disposable Vape Pen
    $44.99

    HALF CBD, HALF Delta 8. This product is for the moderately experienced as the effects of delta8 are stronger now. The CBD is still there to save you, but this time only meets you half-way. Take a seat while both of these cannabinoids harmonize each other to give you a balanced 50/50 experience.

  • Diamond

    iDELTA8 Diamond – Disposable Full Gram

    Pure Delta 8 Vape Pen
    $44.99

    Delta8 ONLY. This product is for advanced users only. There are no strings attached to hold you down from the power of pure, hemp-derived delta8. Fasten your seatbelts while you are wisped away into the stars by the full power of this cannabinoid. There’s no CBD to save you this time, and you will have to be okay with that.

  • Gold

    iDELTA8 Gold – Topical Salve Delta 8

    1:1 CBD Topical Salve
    $44.99

    Cannabinoids have tremendous healing effects on earthlings even when used externally. Thus, we have developed a topical rub taking advantage of this along with numerous other natural healing compounds offered by your planet’s flora.

    You may find benefit from using one of these rubs in various settings: After a vigorous bout of one of your many competitive endeavors involving spherical objects; perhaps in the quest to de-squishify your body through physical training; or even just to calm down pain signals from an injured part. (We suppose those three are not mutually exclusive.)

    We have also added a selection of essential oils to augment these salves – with floral lavender, spicy lemongrass, earthy tea tree, or a refreshing peppermint-menthol blend we simply call ice.
    Salve contains 750MG of Delta 8 and 750MG of CBD.

  • Diamond

    iDELTA8 Softgel Capsules

    Pure Delta 8 Softgel
    $34.99$54.99

    We have learned that there are many different ways to introduce compounds to the human body – you don’t have an impenetrable exoskeleton surrounding your many squishy bits – and that the easiest, safest way to do so is through your mouth-parts. As such, we were inspired to make a softgel capsule to deliver D8-THC to the body. It will have a slower effect than the tinctures, vape cartridges, and flower (assuming you DON’T eat the Sour Space Candy the way we do), but due to first-pass metabolism and the pharmacological potency of the resulting metabolites the effects will be significantly more intense and long-lasting.
    Each softgel capsule is 10mg of pure Delta 8.

  • Rest

    iDab iDELTA8 Syringe Silver

    Delta 8 + CBD Full Gram Syringe 2:1
    $44.99

    2:1 – 2 parts CBD / 1 part Delta8. Our investigation of human rituals continues to yield fascinating insights. Recently we have observed use of a contraption nearly identical to our yanq’izudan-di (roughly translated: “ceremonial spleen enlarger”) in the context of cannabis consumption. Further reconnaissance revealed that it was being referred to as a “dab rig.”

    Once we confirmed that it had nothing to do with dance moves from 2015 or with petroleum fuel extraction, we realized we could make a form of iDELTA8 extract compatible with such devices. To be clear, this will NOT ceremonially enlarge the spleen of humans – that would be indicative of a serious medical condition instead of a mind-altering good time. (Our physiology works differently, you see.) No, this is simply a very effective way to enjoy the wondrous effects of iDELTA8.

    If you have a “dab rig” or similar device, you can use our SILVER, GOLD, or DIAMOND extracts as you would any other cannabis concentrate. If you want to dab an entire full gram cartridge at once we do not not recommend it, but we can’t stop you from attempting it. Welcome to iDab iDelta.

  • Rest

    iDab iDELTA8 Syringe Gold 1:1

    Delta 8 + CBD Full Gram Syringe
    $44.99

    HALF CBD, HALF Delta 8. This product is for the moderately experienced as the effects of delta8 are stronger now.

    Our investigation of human rituals continues to yield fascinating insights. Recently we have observed use of a contraption nearly identical to our yanq’izudan-di (roughly translated: “ceremonial spleen enlarger”) in the context of cannabis consumption. Further reconnaissance revealed that it was being referred to as a “dab rig.”

    Once we confirmed that it had nothing to do with dance moves from 2015 or with petroleum fuel extraction, we realized we could make a form of iDELTA8 extract compatible with such devices. To be clear, this will NOT ceremonially enlarge the spleen of humans – that would be indicative of a serious medical condition instead of a mind-altering good time. (Our physiology works differently, you see.) No, this is simply a very effective way to enjoy the wondrous effects of iDELTA8.

    If you have a “dab rig” or similar device, you can use our SILVER, GOLD, or DIAMOND extracts as you would any other cannabis concentrate. If you want to dab an entire full gram cartridge at once we do not not recommend it, but we can’t stop you from attempting it. Welcome to iDab iDelta.

  • Rest

    iDab iDELTA8 Diamond – Full Gram

    Pure Delta 8 Syringe
    $44.99

    Delta8 ONLY. This product is for advanced users only.

    Our investigation of human rituals continues to yield fascinating insights. Recently we have observed use of a contraption nearly identical to our yanq’izudan-di (roughly translated: “ceremonial spleen enlarger”) in the context of cannabis consumption. Further reconnaissance revealed that it was being referred to as a “dab rig.”

    Once we confirmed that it had nothing to do with dance moves from 2015 or with petroleum fuel extraction, we realized we could make a form of iDELTA8 extract compatible with such devices. To be clear, this will NOT ceremonially enlarge the spleen of humans – that would be indicative of a serious medical condition instead of a mind-altering good time. (Our physiology works differently, you see.) No, this is simply a very effective way to enjoy the wondrous effects of iDELTA8.

    If you have a “dab rig” or similar device, you can use our SILVER, GOLD, or DIAMOND extracts as you would any other cannabis concentrate. If you want to dab an entire full gram cartridge at once we do not not recommend it, but we can’t stop you from attempting it. Welcome to iDab iDelta.

  • Flower

    iDELTA8 Flower Alien OG

    Delta 8
    $35.00$50.00

    We were highly offended when we learned of a strain called “Alien OG” since we had nothing to do with its genetics or cultivation, and it caused quite the stir on our mothership. However, one of our historians – the great Yutringoqwambopzacji (human equivalent “Jed Milksteak”) – determined that we had, in fact, accidentally dropped a precursor to this strain into a random northern California backyard some time ago and proceeded to completely forget its existence. Our offense retracted, we investigated further and discovered that we had inadvertently spawned a splendidly balanced hybrid offering a pleasant mix of invigoration with tranquility. It has since become a favorite cannabis cultivar of earthlings and non-earthlings alike.

  • Flower

    iDELTA8 Flower Illuminati Kush

    Delta 8
    $35.00$50.00

    We have found no evidence that human affairs are orchestrated by any one select group – your world is far too erratic and childish for that to be plausible – though the name of one such purported group (“Illuminati,” or “enlightened ones”) was deemed appropriate for a cannabis strain of mysterious origins. Just like the eye in the pyramid claimed to be their symbol, the Illuminati’s namesake indica cultivar provides a deep relaxation that begins at the top of the head and works its way down. You may in fact feel enlightened as a result, and we can assure you that NO ONE is watching you with nefarious intentions while you enjoy this product.**

    **unless you happen to be [name redacted] from [location redacted], in which case we don’t know what to tell you.

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